sometimes...

you forget your address and have to message a roommate to ask what it is

and the conversation turns into an exchange of lotr puns

it's normal

the door is a lot heavier than you anticipate so it doesn't adequately open for you to squeeze past and you get stuck as the door closes on you

just picture like, a fat dog trying to get through a too small doggy-door

i'm the fat dog

the bottom of your chalupa disintegrates and all the insides end up outside

your coworker says you look "pinteresty"

aka hipster

aka i didn't shower today

jklolhags i definitely was flattered

furrealz

every older woman in your department compliments your sweater and you start to wonder if you look like a grandma

psh no. 

i look like a pin.

drinking out of water bottle is a lot harder than it should be

don't mind me professor

i just have water dripping off my face

continue to tell me about your stationary bike

you watch a video like this and just laugh

because secretly you're envious

envious of what?

i don't know.

just envious

i bet they would get stuck in doors too
{sympathy face}

peace and pillows

i seriously want a nap

rrw

ps. 

sometimes people run into the glass door right in front of my desk and i laugh and feel bad but really just think it's hilarious.

don't feel bad library boy.

sometimes it just happens.