Better Than Ruby Red

Let's think of the most famous shoes ever. Do you have your answer? My answer is Dorothy's ruby red slippers. I admit that they are magical, what with transporting her from the world of Oz back to Kansas. They're pretty cool. I just have one complaint/question:

Why only one color?

These are my party shoes. One of my friends said they looked like a birthday party. I consider that a great compliment. My mom gave them to me about a month ago and I love them.

I could teach Dorothy a few things about footwear.